leo-lucid:

jurgenronaaz:

swoodthis:

argent-ace:

paulsrockinpagoda:

presidentobarna:

leaf-jelly:

131-di:

illogicalhumanoid:

brickiestsurgeon:

131-di:

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

my counter:

piccolo trombone 

fucking what

B I G D O O T

I am actually cry-laughing what the fuck lookit these

@apoplectic-lalochezia

extrasassylampshade:

dont-taunt-the-octopus:

me: [at work, ringing up two parents and their toddler who’s sitting in the cart trying to get their attention]

toddler, quietly, waving hands around: [incomprehensible]

mom: what?

toddler, even quieter: [incomprehensible]

dad: you gotta speak up, bud

toddler, at full volume: FUCK.

this actually made me laugh out loud

zukosgay:

is germany okay

kyberpank:

By Igor Sobolevsky

lackadaisycats:

I just got around to updating the old Scrapbook artwork with new “photos”, retouching and re-toning it so that I could make a wallpaper/device background out of it for Patrons.  After reformatting it into about 20 different shapes, I figured I might as well do one specially made for Tumblr too.

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Lackadaisy is on Patreon - there’s extra stuff!

dicksoda:

Me trynna jerk off: thinks about having super powers*
Me @ myself: this isn’t sexy man, focus

carobren:

GUYS

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!